What Doth Life would like to publicly announce
that today is Luke Chrisinger’s birthday. In fact, thus far, Luke “the cheese whiz” Chrisinger has had exactly 35 birthdays in his lifetime. Most of these years were spend slowly walking the aisles of shopping malls, shouting “Hey Batter, Batter. Hey. Batter.” Personally, it’s quite ridiculous. In fact, the only thing that could right this awful situation would be for Luke to grow a beard (a real fucking beard, none of that Tom Cruise bullshit), and man up and write some damn music.
Oh, and someone out there wrote an album for this guy (IMAGINE LUKE’S SURPRISE!). Their name is The Artificial Sleep. You can learn more about their doings if you want at http://theartificialsleep.bandcamp.com/. The album they wrote for Luke is called “The King is Dead”. You can listen to it HERE.
this album is the 28th album of the what doth life catalog (WE DID NOT FUCKING PLAN THAT(35 x 2=70/7=10+18=28!)). Hip hop hooray for LUKE!
—> Luke at his birthday party (see below):
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